North Ridge Wiffle Ball Weekly Update

FIRST IN A SERIES OF WEEKLY UPATES ON LOCAL WIFFLE BALL
Carlisle, PA (UPI) Several weekend games featuring kids and adults wrapped up this weekend. North Ridge Wiffle Ball President Dr. Kevin Bixby also announced a sponsorship deal with Wilkes-Barre brewer "Lion's Head" prior to the games.
"We have brokered a deal that will allow us to purchase Lion's Head pilsener beer for $9.25 a case at a local establishment, " according to Bixby. "We have had a long relationship with this brewery and now it is official."
On the diamond, Chris "Lotto" Morrow went 4 for 11 raising his average to a season high .272 - only .043 behind his wife Jodi. Back from a series of golf outings, Rafael Calzada struggled to regain his form but did manage to hit two homers to dead center. on the injury front, Trish Calzada was injured by a misguided throw from Bixby.
Further distancing himself from the North Ridge community, Chuck Moran was a no-show for the games. "I was working on an important story on the future of origami for an upcoming blog posting."
Also missing was Dave Orr as he spent close to 6 hours downloading pictures from the Internet.