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The North Ridge Buzzard: Avoiding the Cheesesteak Jinx

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Friday, October 06, 2006

Avoiding the Cheesesteak Jinx






"We're not going there to taste the cheesesteaks. We're not going there to visit the crack in the Liberty Bell," Terrell Owens said. "We're going up there to try to win a ballgame."
Cheesesteaks are important. If you never had a real one, you would never understand. Earlier this evening, while discussing politics and global warning, Dave Orr promised to make a few of his gourmet cheesesteaks. Orr, who is nursing a sore tooth from a right cross from Mary, promised to make a few deluxe Philly-style sandwiches. At 8:17 PM Orr left for home. According to Rafael, "No question he is going to make a few steaks. We are all getting hungry. I've taken care of all the jellyfish. Orrs not drinking. Something has got to give. Dave is a man of his word. If that guy says he is brings food- he is bringing food. Dave doesn't joke about food." Oddly enough, to that point Mr. Orr only drank a single beer.
However, when Dave returned at 10:42 PM, he was without any food. Shocking. Had Dave lied to his friends? "I can't believe it, I even asked him to be my best man at my next wedding. I would never have thought Dave would have lied to us," stated a close friend. At that moment, Rafael and Dr. Kevin Bixby went into action. The Cheesesteak Jinx was born. Calzada and Bixby convinced Orr if he did not immediately make cheesesteaks the Eagles would lose on Sunday. The reason - the Terrell Owens Cheesesteak Jinx. "I am here to taste the cheesesteaks, " stated Bixby.
To his credit, Orr moved the get together to his home and dished up authentic sandwiches that measured over a foot and included peppers, cheese and onions. Rafael plowed through his sandwich in seconds while Dave took his time and savored each bite. With the the sandwiches made and consumed. The Buzzard predicts an Eagles 24-13 win over the Cowboys.
In other news....Trish hosted ladies night out with BUNKO. Earlier reports indicated Chris Morrow was the big winner....Dave Sr, Rafael and Kevin also planned their first trip to visit David, Jr in his college room dorm in the first week of October, 2012.

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