Young Rafael Sets New Energy Drink Record

It was a record Trish would never approve of. It seemed almost crazy to try. What started as a record setting attempt quickly became a disturbing situation. Young Rafael drank four Mountain Dew Fuels to set a new world record. After checking with worldwide authorities The Buzzard announced "We have confirmed it is a record for an individual under 15 years old. The can clearly indicates the recommended 'dose' for an adult is 2 cans. Young Rafael clearly exceeded the adult dose."
With his uncle and father watching, Rafael began the feat at 9:37 PM on Saturday and plowed through 4 cans in little over 22 minutes.
According to a visiting adult named Harvey, "First I was pulling for the kid and then I read the warning on the can. Next I wondered where the adult supervision was. This seemed to be a very dangerous stunt. I couldn't believe his father was cheering him on. I don't know what is going on in North Ridge, but it doesn't seem right."
The Buzzard in no way encouraged the record setting soda drinking.