North Ridge's Own Exotic Dancing Elf

Just when neighbors were beginning to become a little worried about Rafael's toned down behavior, The Buzzard has uncovered a shocking story. While The Buzz is reporting on last week's North Ridge Beer Exchange, The Buzzard has learned Rafael is earning a little extra money for the holidays be performing as "The Exotic Dancing Elf" at office parties.
"Once again, The Buzzard has gone undercover to break a great story. It appears he is especially busy the time of the year and has rented a dog from the local pound," according to a statement released by The Buzzard Investigative Team.
"I think he really looks good in that outfit. It is a look I could never pull off," stated Engleberg.
Once again we have proved The Buzzard is the only blog you need for up-to-date local news.
The Buzzard will also be selling photos and booking bachelorette
parties featuring the almost famous 'Exotic Dancing Elf.' Of course photo prices vary by size and The Elf charges by the hour.
The Buzzard always is in good taste and has decided not to publish the photos that were taken 25 minutes after this one - once the party really got started.