Editor of the Year Voting Begins August 25th

Carlisle, PA (AP) While "The Buzz" and "The Buzzard" fight for local page views, it appears editors Chuck "PeeWee" Moran (Buzz) and Kevin "Bread Dip" Bixby (Buzzard) will face off in THE EDITOR OF THE YEAR AWARD being sponsored by a local establishment.
"I will ask "Lotto" Morrow to be my right hand man in this event. He is in touch with the people of Regal View. He has the street toughness that will build some cred for my campaign. We need the 'cred' to get the vote of the Regal View section of North Ridge," stated Bixby
Moran is expected to bring outsiders in to help with his campaign. "If you haven't noticed, I am trying to distance myself from the people of North Ridge. I question "The Buzzard", I read an article that indicated I have not done a North Ridge article in the last 18 posts. That is wrong. It should be 19 posts."
Latest research indicates Moran is upto 23 straight non- North Ridge articles on the North Ridge Buzz.
More details to follow.
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(Photos: On left, a candid picture of Moran spending some family time at home. At right, Bixby)