Wiffle Ball Season Officially Concludes

It's over. The third wiffleball season has officially ended with the removal of the outfield fence at Buzzard Field in North Ridge. The 2006 season was ended with a wildly entertaining banquet. In case you missed it, Trish was named the 2006 MVP. This weekend the field was expertly dismantled by two senior groundskeepers and a new junior groundskeeper.
"As usual, when the summer is over, everybody splits and leaves all of the work to the Bixbys and the Orrs. They play ball in our field and Rafael urinates in our pool, but when it is time to get ready for Fall everybody disappears. Rafael always seems to head to Ohio for a well timed vacation, " stated head groundskeeper Engelberg.
The youngest Orr did an excellent job cutting the entire field while avoiding numerous obstacles. "It was funny, it was the middle of the day , I thought it was sunny, but I kept thinking or imagining I saw the moon," according the younger Orr.
It is believed surveying has begun behind the Skyline View properties, so it is unclear if the 2007 season will take place at Buzzard Field. If the 2007 season is forced to move to Morrow Field there will need to be some modifications according to President Dr. Kevin Bixby. "First of all he has a sod problem over there, too much loose sod. Somebody is going to get hurt. Also, I think he will need to put another $2500 into the facility to upgrade the lighting system. Otherwise, I think the field will be just fine."