Crestview Elementary School Update

Burgess Out, New Floors In

Carlisle, PA (Support my advertisers - Please click on an ad to support The Buzzard) Today, The Buzzard learned from a well placed source that enrollment at Crestview has jumped from 450 to 485 students. This jump of 35 students, along with the future students expected from pending developments, is sure to tax the vintage 1954 plumbing.
While Principal Burgess is on his way out to the new plumbing at Bellaire, Crestview has been partially renovated with new tile flooring. Accord to The Source "Every 15 years or so they decide to switch from tile to carpet. So we are expecting to have carpet back in Crestview somewhere around 2021."
"The new flooring is nice and clean, however it made me dizzy, " according to a student who received a pre-school year tour.
It should be noted the Carlisle teachers still are without a contract as wording of the deal is yet to be finalized.
In breaking news, Gym Teacher Mrs. Rodgers and Music Teacher Mrs. Walters have been assigned to Crestview for the 2006-2007 school year.
With Burgess gone, The new commander at Crestview is Principal Holly.
In other school related news, dispite extensive lobbying the school bus will remain at last years location at 175 Skyline View Drive.
The Buzzard has determined there are no asbestos issues at Crestview. Mesothelioma is a serious condition caused by exposure to asbestos