Investigative Report: Another Old Milwaukee for Morrow?

Carlisle, PA Buzzard undercover investigative reports hit the streets early this morning in hopes of landing the biggest story in North Ridge Blog history.
According to Buzzard editor Dr. Kevin Bixby, "We got a tip last week from "Fat Eddie" who is a chucker on the trash truck. He indicated we should investigate noted beer snob Chris "Lotto" Morrow."
Morrow is typically seen in public drinking high end beers. He also routinely refuses to drink beers with case prices under $25. The question? What does Lotto drink when at home?
Thanks to some sloppy work from the recycling crew, an empty can and bottle were left in close proximity of the Morrow house. Using the latest photographic technology, The Buzzard has been able to zoom in and clarify the mystery bottles located at the Morrow home. The shocking result- A light beer and a non-alcoholic beer. We sent a team in to recover the bottle and can and we will be doing some DNA testing on them. It is possible, of course, that they were drank by Jodi or one of the kids, However, as it stands now, we believe Chris "Lotto" Morrow is an imitation beer snob.
Morrow has refused comment on the situation when contacted by phone. However, it was clear at the time of the call, Morrow was opening a can of some sort.