Changed the "A" to "O" and you have MORON

Make no bones about it, Moran is a Moron. After over 25 straight stories on "the Buzz" about unrelated North Ridge items, Moron publishes a story about our fair neighborhood. Problem is, he takes the story from The Patriot News and the pictures and additional information from "The Buzzard."
"He is a hack, his readership is dropping like a deuce in the hopper, " according to Dr. Kevin Bixby of The Buzzard. "He is trying to copy what we are doing here at The Buzzard- but it is bush league. He has lost touch with the public."
The Buzzard has learned Moron, I mean Moran has had numerous requests to have names removed from his spam-like emails.
One recent North Ridge resident requested removal because of a lack of reporting on fighting on Regal View. By Scott, he is missing the boat again.
According to Amy McMurdy, "He is so dumb, he has my old email I never check. The Buzz is all about stupid stuff like, well I don't know what ir is about since I don't read it. By the way , the one thing I like about Moron, I mean Moran is his new nickname "PeeWee."
The Buzzard is close to finalizing a investigative report regarding this situation. Keep checking back- it promises to be a shocker.