"Fire Ant" Injured At Color Guard Practice

Carlisle, PA (The Buzzard). Bad, bad news from the Skyline View section of the North Ridge community. Cub Reporter "Fire Ant" was injured while performing a tricky maneuver while practicing for the highly rated Carlisle High School Color Guard.
Initial reports indicate "Fire Ant" turned an ankle due to poor maintanence of the Carlisle field. Engleberg was not too happy about the situation and was considering legal options. "You trust the field would be free of gopher holes. I am disdraught my little 'Fire Ant' was injured due to the negligence of the school district, " commented Engleberg.
According to a well placed insurance investigator, " We can usually tell when somebody is looking for a big settlement. We typically see the individual go out on a big vacation, buy expensive stereo equipment or buy a new Ford Fusion."
The Buzzard plans to follow both "Fire Ant's" recovery as well as the pending investigation.
(Photo: The last know picture of 'Fire Ant' prior to the ankle injury)