North Ridge Missing Person / Most Wanted Report

Have you seen any of the pictured men? Each has been missing for a considerable period of time. A little info on each.

"High Ball" McMurphy - Believed to be linked to several car bombing incidents on the east coast. May be in the Pittsburgh area. If you see McMurphy with Beer, Jamiesons and Bailey- be careful- he is considered armed and dangerous

Dan - Nice showing at the Christmas Beer Exchange proved to be the last sighting. May be in the Gettysburg area. Frequently changes hair color to throw of authorities. Last name unknown

Fishy Frutsche - Typically seen with Engleberg or Calzada, Fishy has disappeared. Authorities believe he was lost after chasing a poodle who pooped in his yard. He was last seen chasing the dog, with a shovel, into a local trailer park. He has not been seen since.

George- He might have just snapped. Take a look at the picture. It says enough.

The Buzzard has reached an agreement with Whoppers to feature each of the four on the side of their carton. Whoppers are manufactured locally by the Hershey Company (www.hershey.pa).