Controversy Strikes North Ridge Wiffle Ball

Steroid Scandal Rocks Small Community in Carlisle, PA

The Buzzard has learned Jodi Morrow has been included in the same Balco Steroid Scandal which has cast doubt on Barry Bonds home records. Fans at Buzzard field openly questioned Morrow after a five home afternoon Sunday. One youth yelled from the deck, "Hey lady, are you juicing?"
It is believed Morrow has been on the bean for close to two years. Let's look at the statisitics from the back of her wiffle ball card.

2004 2 Hr, 17 RBI .282 Ave
2005 44Hr, 123 RBI .442 Ave
2006 42Hr, 119RBI .471 Ave

Oddly enough, it appears Jodi is keeping the 'roids from husband "Lotto." After a long homerun early yesterday (his 11th of the year), Lotto went in a 2 for 12 tailspin dropping his average to .262.